Author: Don't Yuck My Yum
The Canonical Hamburger Revisited
This is a piece I wrote in the summer of 2003 after a series of burger catastrophes. My opinions have evolved since then and I have started to grind my own meat, which adds a whole new dimension to burger thought.
Hear, hear! You still can’t go wrong with ground chuck. If you’re grinding your own meat, though, I would combine it with other cuts like brisket, short rib or even bacon. Yes, that’s right, grind the bacon right into that patty.
I have since tried a variety of other breads. Pita doesn’t work. I tried it with a lamb and feta burger. It was quite tasty, but absolutely fell apart once the bread was saturated. Use a tortilla or Afghan bread instead. A baguette is border-line: The fresher it is, the softer the bread, the better it works.
I remember when this first happened and it still occurs. WTF? I asked for pickles ON my burger!
This only happens when I’m having a burger at someone’s house and that someone is an alliumphobe. I try not to associate with these types, but it’s hard to pick them out.
No mention of how the patty is cooked? What was I thinking? I prefer, when given the option, medium rare. However, I realize this is not always possible with certain restaurants. In those cases, I look for a patty with a salty, flavorful crust. The Shake Shack comes to mind.
There are two tests that discern burger greatness. First, is it good with nothing on it? If you’d willingly eat just the patty and the bun, then you have a very good burger. This is where 5 Guys utterly fails and should never be included on any list of great burgers. Second, is it good as a leftover? If it still tastes great the next day – cold – then you have a excellent burger.
I will document my eternal quest for burger perfection. I seek this bliss not just at home — where I experiment with different cuts (and types) of meat and toppings — but also on the road.
I Like It All
Hi, my name is Bill Lenoir and I seek joy in every bite I take. I am not defined by what I won’t eat, but, rather, what I will. Which is to say, anything and everything. Good food and drink stimulate not only all 5 of my senses, but my brain, too:
- What is this?
- What are the ingredients, flavors, aromas, textures?
- How was it made?
- Is it something I can do? Or, can I talk my wife into doing it?
- Where is it from?
- How did this come about?
- Is there a story behind it?
I resist the title of foodie. Although I do enjoy gourmet foods and seek the unusual, I will not look down on anything that tastes good, even if it comes from a can. For this reason, I promise to make a good faith effort not to mock the tastes of others, but to learn why someone enjoys something that I currently do not. Am I missing something?
I will share with you all that I learn in my quest for good food. I will write reviews, provide recipes that I’ve enjoyed, rant about various topics and even recount interesting meals in literature or the movies. All I ask in return is that you don’t yuk my yum.